July 2011
7 things about your body
nutellasoyumyum:
1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash with soap
2. you can’t count your hair
3. your tongue doesn’t reach every tooth in your mouth
4. only idiots do number 3
5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth
6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot
7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people fall for this
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Things that shouldn't be risky but are because I'm... →
My baby pictures
Old IDs
stories about my youth
being around family
getting a snack, while naked, in my shared apartment
Peeing
always
Video from before my voice changed (“how old were you when this was recorded, like, 12?” “…18.”)
Tight shirts
Tight anything
Being topless (“So… how’d you get the scars?” “Bear-Shark fight…?”)
Grinding
Getting sacked
Getting drunk and naked
Going to...
When your parents try to blame the computer for...
monica-promise:
“Hey, mum, I have a headache”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my legs hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my stomach hurts”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my eyes hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Don’t like gay marriages? Don’t get one.. Don’t like cigarettes? Don’t smoke...”
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